Wife Fell Out

Wife Fell Out

On a road a state trooper pulled over this farmer and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

The farmer replied at once: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

MOOD SWINGS

Two women are shopping and talking about their husbands. One says, "My husband said he was getting impatient with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring the other day to monitor my moods." "How'd that work out?" asked the second woman. "Well," said the first, "When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big, flipping red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond ring."

Clean the Garden

Teacher: Alice, if 15 persons clean a garden within a day, how many days it will take to clean a garden, if the people increase up to 30.

Alice: Why sir? I think there is no need to re-clean the garden, if it has been already done.

Cafeteria

Husband: Darling, let’s go to cafeteria today?

Wife: Why? Do you think I am tired of making the tea?

Husband: No, darling, but I am tired of washing cups and plates.

Angel: So what’s your tragedy?

Steve: I have a friend named Jack. I met him on board this plane, after seven years and didn’t know that he was a pilot. I just called him “Hi Jack� and he shot me dead.