Jokes

Running with Rail

Two friends met one day after a long time when one returned from city. The fellow from the city found that the buddy in the village has lost his both legs.

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He enquired expressing sympathy.

Other narrated, “one day I was walking on the railway track. Suddenly I saw that train is chasing me. I ran faster and faster but could not win on the other hand I lost my both legs.

The friend asked getting angry, “why did you not get off the track, my dear!”

First friend answered, “if I could not run faster than train on flat track how could have I done on the village road full of ditches”.

Traveller and grave man

Once a traveller was returning from a midnight party and just passing by a graveyard on the way to home. He saw an old man sitting by the side of a grave.

He became concerned and asked the man, “Don’t you get afraid sitting in a graveyard at midnight alone”.

The man got angry and said, what problem do you have with me? I was feeling very hot and suffocated inside the grave so came out for sometimes.

Interview for a Responsible Person

A company advertised in paper for the vacancy of accountant and wrote, “Only those need apply who are of responsible nature.

A young man came for the interview.

Panel asked, “How can you prove that you are a responsible person.”

Young man answered, “In the previous company where I used to work for every wrong doing I was responsible.”