Jokes

Running with Rail

Two friends met one day after a long time when one returned from city. The fellow from the city found that the buddy in the village has lost his both legs. He enquired expressing sympathy.

Other narrated, “one day I was walking on the railway track. Suddenly I saw that train is chasing me. I ran faster and faster but could not win on the other hand I lost my both legs.

The friend asked getting angry, “why did you not get off the track, my dear!”

First friend answered, “if I could not run faster than train on flat track how could have I done on the village road full of ditches”.

Traveller and grave man

Once a traveller was returning from a midnight party and just passing by a graveyard on the way to home. He saw an old man sitting by the side of a grave.

He became concerned and asked the man, “Don’t you get afraid sitting in a graveyard at midnight alone”.

The man got angry and said, what problem do you have with me? I was feeling very hot and suffocated inside the grave so came out for sometimes.

Interview for a Responsible Person

A company advertised in paper for the vacancy of accountant and wrote, “Only those need apply who are of responsible nature.

A young man came for the interview.

Panel asked, “How can you prove that you are a responsible person.”

Young man answered, “In the previous company where I used to work for every wrong doing I was responsible.”