Wife Fell Out

Wife Fell Out

On a road a state trooper pulled over this farmer and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

The farmer replied at once: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

MOOD SWINGS

Two women are shopping and talking about their husbands.

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One says, "My husband said he was getting impatient with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring the other day to monitor my moods." "How'd that work out?" asked the second woman. "Well," said the first, "When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big, flipping red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond ring."

Clean the Garden

Teacher: Alice, if 15 persons clean a garden within a day, how many days it will take to clean a garden, if the people increase up to 30.

Alice: Why sir? I think there is no need to re-clean the garden, if it has been already done.

Cafeteria

Husband: Darling, let�??s go to cafeteria today?

Wife: Why? Do you think I am tired of making the tea?

Husband: No, darling, but I am tired of washing cups and plates.

Angel: So what�??s your tragedy?

Steve: I have a friend named Jack. I met him on board this plane, after seven years and didn�??t know that he was a pilot. I just called him �??Hi Jack�?� and he shot me dead.