Jokes: Economists and philosophers

NI Wire,    Fri, 21 Sep 2007
Once two philosophers Kant and Descartes and three economists decided to go to Alaska by train. Economists decided to show their tactics and bet philosophers that all the three of them can go on one ticket.

Jokes

NI Wire,    Sat, 1 Sep 2007
Two friends met one day after a long time when one returned from city. The fellow from the city found that the buddy in the village has lost his both legs. He enquired expressing sympathy. Other narrated, â??one day I was walking on the

The Boss

NI Wire,    Mon, 21 May 2007
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

Wife Fell Out

NI Wire,    Thu, 3 May 2007
On a road a state trooper pulled over this farmer and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" The farmer replied at once: "Thank God, I thoug

The Pirate and the Parrot

NI Wire,    Thu, 3 May 2007
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."

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